I'mma assume you go on urbandictionary for this? xD

1. Name: Liza
A person who is obsessed with pineapples, hedgehogs, and lawnmower racing. A liza is known to also fall in love with innatimate objects.
Look at that liza kissing a hairbrush and racing on her lawnmower!

:C

2. Age: 13
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

3. Friends name: Cameo C:
Much like the stranger, where you fuck a chick and leave her in mid-fuck to switch with your friend. But this time, the chick knows the guy who's fucking her while you wave at them both through the bedroom's window.

o-o

4. What should you be doing: Homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

5. Favorite color: Purple
Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.

6. Birthplace: San Diego
Best. City. Ever

Lul I like all those definitions. C:

7. Month of birth: July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

8. Last person you talked to: Abby
The girl who always has a good time. The girl who is always making people laugh, and who is easily loved. The girl who is beatiful on the inside and the outside. The girl has slammin hips. The girl whose dedicated, and has a rockin family. The girl who is the best best friend ever, amazing all around!!

9. One of your nicknames: Bleu
A word meaning the same thing as blue, but used by extremely annoying people in an attempt to sound sophisticated or possibly an attempt to get beat up.

(A person who uses this word is usually prone to using many sophisticated words that come together to form meaningless sentences.)
Normal Person- Oh, look at that painting. That looks nice.

Maurice- Yes, the artist knowingly displays a strong sense of emotion and vitality through the majestic brushstrokes.

Normal Person- Uhhh yeah.

Maurice- And notice the life of the painting, such a vibrant shade of bleu!

Codes by *Supreme24